A long long time ago,
On a forum far far away….
50 Shades of GreyBike
Episode IV
Return of the Greydi
The universe is in turmoil, but the ancient order that are the guardians of peace, harmony banter and the mighty V4; the Greydi are not willing to give up without a fight.
In these troubled times they are gathering their collective strength, knowledge, tools and spare parts to confront a sinister disturbance in the V4 Force………

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Nancys life of abuse had been revealed by the Men who had insisted upon inspecting her. Despite Mr X’s last minute attempts to disguise the damage, all had been seen, and the report that they issued listing the neglect and work required made shocking reading.
A copy of this report was smuggled out of Scotland by some Bothan Spies, who are friends of the legendary Greydi. Many Bothan Spies died crossing the border in order to bring us this report......
A wise and sage member of the council of the Greydi, CRM-P30

was already aware of poor Nancy’s plight and as soon as he saw the report he spotted the work of the Dark Side of the V4 Force. The Dark side of the V4 Force is quick to seduce the weak minded as it is a world of anodised tat and body kits that give the illusion of – superficial improvements. The Dark side promises the “quick and easy” path to V4 Nirvana, but once seduced those who have gone down the dark path often become disillusioned and abandon the V4 Force altogether. They then sink ever deeper into the cycle of self loathing and destruction until there is nothing of the V4 Force left within them and they are then consumed by the R6 Borg.
The only hope at such a time is that the innocent victims of the evil Dark side, like Nancy, can be rescued by the enlightened Greydi and purged of all the evidence of the terrible torment they have endured.
CRM-P30 was an old and wise master of the V4 Force

, the force that surrounds, consumes and binds all of the Greydi and gives them strength, banter and empty bank accounts. He meditated over this disturbance in the V4 Force and finally concluded that Mr X had obviously been seduced by the Dark side and now went by the name of Darth Bodge
However, during his meditations, cups of tea and Tunnocks wafer biscuits CRM-P30 has also sensed that all was not lost with Darth Bodge, and that there may be still some good and trace of the V4 Force within him. Maybe, with help from the Greydi collective he could be turned back from the path of the Dark side and embrace the way of the V4 Force once again. The call went out across the sub space frequencies to every corner of the Universe where the Greydi lived their discreet lives, hiden amongst the unenlightened, seeking those willing to try and turn Darth Bodge back to the V4 Force and most importantly – save sweet Nancy in the process.
Many of the Greydi feared that Darth Bodge was already lost to the Dark side and could not be saved, but a few believed as CRM-P30 did that there was still hope.
Darth Bodge had built and housed himself himself a terrible metal base called the Death Shed. This shed was full operational and had the power to destroy an entire bike in a single weekend!!! As such he, and Nancy, had to be lured away from there to a place of safety in order for the Greydi to have a chance to save poor Nancy and also attempt to save Darth Bodge from himself and his continued decline to R6 hell.
A young Greydi named Mark Piestalker

lived on a swamp planet called Sheffield which is in the Dago-by-gum system. Bravely, knowing the evil that may come, he agree to be the safe sanctuary for Nancy and Darth Bodge, if they could be lured out of the Death shed. Young Piestalker knew the risks he was talking, but the V4 Force was strong in this one and he too believed that Nancy could be saved and Darth Bodge could be returned to the way of the V4 Force.
All that remained was to lure Darth Bodge and Nancy, from the outer rim to the Dago-by-gum system where the Greydi and the Dark side would do battle for the future of Nancy and the very soul of Darth Bodge.......
The Greydi held their collective breath hoping Darth Bodge could borrow the interstellar bus fare for himself and Nancy from the Emperor

and be lured to Sheffield so they could finally get their hands on Nancy, and try and save Darth Bodge. They checked their tool boxes, Haynes manuals and hyper-drive couplings and readied themselves to rush to the assistance of young Piestalker in the Dago-by-gum system at a moment’s notice

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May the V4 Force be with you ...............
